your illiteracy has screwed us again

Ask away.   Britta: also ik we're doing write a thon weds but im also going to the cinema jsing
Kendra: w/e it's not life or death
Kendra: also you are going to the movies
Kendra: because u r american

Basically.


Britta: DO ME ON JLAW ON VANITY FAIRKendra: ok is it just me or does rooney mara look like she’s in ACTUAL PAIN every momentKendra: not like socially awkward painKendra: but like IT HURTS TO BE ALIVE FOR HERBritta: also lizzy olsens at an awk angleBritta: her head looks too smallBritta: emma looks like she wants to be sofia vargeraBritta: or w/eBritta: berenice has princess leia hairBritta: j jones has no idea why the fuck she’s with these bitchesBritta: lily’s wig looks like a wigBritta: made from janis ian’s mom’s chest hair

Britta: DO ME ON JLAW ON VANITY FAIR
Kendra: ok is it just me or does rooney mara look like she’s in ACTUAL PAIN every moment
Kendra: not like socially awkward pain
Kendra: but like IT HURTS TO BE ALIVE FOR HER
Britta: also lizzy olsens at an awk angle
Britta: her head looks too small
Britta: emma looks like she wants to be sofia vargera
Britta: or w/e
Britta: berenice has princess leia hair
Britta: j jones has no idea why the fuck she’s with these bitches
Britta: lily’s wig looks like a wig
Britta: made from janis ian’s mom’s chest hair

(Source: zebablah, via monkeyknifefight)

— 3 weeks ago with 70 notes
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    Pictured: Some bullshit
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  6. tooferspurlock reblogged this from andrewbuttfield and added:
    also pretty much everyone should just go home because last year’s was perfect
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  10. rageissuesandballetshoes reblogged this from wraparoundcurl and added:
    If I see Rooney Mara on one more fucking cover…
  11. anygoddamnedcolleen reblogged this from monkeyknifefight and added:
    monkeyknifefight | quebradiza | arboretics | zebablah...That is the ugliest effing hair...
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  14. wraparoundcurl reblogged this from gloriouss and added:
    I feel like every time VF does this cover, the non-white women (if there are any) are shoved off the cover.
  15. gloriouss reblogged this from yeahtucker and added:
    lol white skinny girls. GROUNDBREAKING, VF.
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  18. the-houxbois-academy reblogged this from zebablah and added:
    Ah, okay. The only two actresses I could even recognize there through all the retouching or whatever were Rooney Mara...
  19. the-houxbois-academy reblogged this from of-praxis and added:
    are those just meant to be the oscar nominees or is it meant to be based on something else…?
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